I PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED.
FINALLY.
For those who knew, I've been dying to get my driving license since forever, but things kept getting in the way and screwing my over. So after 5 AGONIZING months I can finally call myself a driver. Well, at least one whose on probation. BUT IDK I CAN DRIVE!!! OMG YES YES YES.
Albeitly this might not be as exiting to as much people, but I've you've been through the shit I have via arguing with taxi drivers, walking in the rain, and many more shitty events because I could not drive . You'd be euphoric as well. Oh god. Finally. THE FREEDOM. No more stabbing Big Brutther at 8am to send me to college, running after Bus's that are always late, arguing with greedy over pricing cabbies and the walking under the hot burning sun of malaysia to get to the LRT station or Bus station, troubling Mom to send me to places, troubling friends to car pool with me. ( I Swear I will be all of your drivers (hope I don't come to regret these words later), since you guys have put up with me for SO awesomely long)
Either ways, I failed the parking test last week, and emoraged. But PASSED it this time. and the only reason I failed was cause of perverted old instuctor man!
OH WAIT.
I doubt much of you guys know. But let me tell you the story of the reason why I failed the first parking test the first time
It Comes in the Form of MR Cheong.
My Driving Instructor for almost all of my hours.
During the first time I met Mr Cheong. I was nervous, seeing that I had not driven a Manual in a long time. But he seemed to be a cheerful middle aged Chinese uncle. Though…….. He had one of the most perverted looking face a Chinese man could have. Seriously. Though I dismissed it at the beginning and just focused on how he was suppose to teach me.
But After awhile……I kinda had a bad vibe of him after a the 2nd lesson.
For starters he was actually a Part time Cars salesmen. And was making small talk when we were practicing, I thought it was just how he interacted with his students, to make them feel more comfortable around him, which I did. In the beginning…. Then he started (silently~nudging) me into maybe~ Buying a car from his business. Which I ignored, seeing that What can a teenager do? I can barely afford to buy a new hand phone let alone a 50 thousand ringgit car. But either ways I didn’t find that a bother since I didn’t bother taking him seriously.
But then On the following lessons, I started noticing some small things that kinda disturbed me. I took a total of 5 lessons with him, (I think. I CBF to remember now) And though it was noticeable I was improving, M.C (abrav for Mr Cheong) Would never say anything about me driving on the road. Which was of course, mandatory after what? The first 3 lessons. So after 3 Lessons with him, I had barely mastered my parking skills, but had improved much on my Hill balancing skills. Then Came the day MC was sick, so I had gotten another instructor, And till then I pretty much had a lot of confidence in myself, knowing that I could do almost anything right, as what MC said.
BOY WAS I WRONG
My new instructor took one look at my driving skills and Sounded me off. Saying I barely had improved cept for Hill. And was Shocked that I haven’t even Been on the road to actually Drive. So…yea… Apparently after even 4 lessons ( 3 with MC and 1 with new instructor) I was at the stage where a 2 Lesson student would be. But thank god I had the last minute switch in instructors, and he thought me some methods to park and drive on the road. He also told me if I had ever gotten MC as a teacher again. I should Demand he let me drive on the road. ( I didn’t know you could. I thought the instructor would just let you when he/she felt fit.) But apparently MC was an instructor who never let his students on the road if they did not say Anything. As I heard.
So either ways, after the 4th lesson, A month or so Passed, schedule and stuff got in the way of my test, so I had signed for a 5th lesson. Asking for a Different instructor. But Ho behold on the day itself MC got assigned to me. And I demanded that I’d drive on the road. And he was Pree shocked that I did.
Either ways I road raged to the driving centre, and started practicing vigorously. And Holy fuck this was the most Awesome thing that Happened.
When I was driving there, he said that my driving skills were Awesome. Beautiful.
But by then I was in a stage of anger/frustration seeing that my driving test kept getting delayed, and I had gone Rusty in parking skills. Though I was Doing Hill fine.
He fucking touched my Thigh. Apparently since I was “balancing wrong, and putting too much power on the clutch” While I was balancing the car on the mock hill provided at the driving centre. And the first time, I let it go. But I felt VERY agitated at that point Already. He did it again the second time.
I told him to fuck off and not to touch me.
NABEH just because I look so nice doesn’t mean I’m gonna sit here and let you sexually harass me.
SO AFTER that when I was Driving Home, he told me my driving skills had “slipped” and was horrible.
FUCK YOU. I DON’T LET YOU TOUCH ME THEN MY DRIVING SKILLS BAD ALREADY RIGHT????
And mom and big brutter was Wondering why I was SO agitated when I got home, and when I failed my test for the first time.
After the 5th lesson I had taken the driving test. And Passed the Road test with 17/20. But Failed my parking Test because my Estimation was wrong. MC had thought me the wrong estimations and never really pushed me to practice my parking skills.
So being the furious bitch I was, I demanded that I retake the test A week from last. *Today* And assigned myself another instructor Yesterday. I told them if they gave me MC. I would fire them. As I did not want him as my instructor.
So ho behold. I got a nice looking old Chinese man named Mr Lee. And the moment we started talking about Parking techniques, he told me that MC always thought estimation wrong to students. When I was practicing with him, He had asked me to Look at MC . (MC was teaching another student at the same compound) And Right there and then The student he was teaching Hit the curb while reversing, All the while by following MC’s instructions.
I was so fucking glad he wasn’t my instructor anymore. Fucking dunno how to teach. I pitied the girl who was in the car with him. I hope she has enough Guts to tell him to fuck off if he touched her.
Regretted not reporting him for sexual harassment. Maybe I should.
BUT ANYWAYS. Back to today.
MUAHEHEHHEHEHHAHHAHAHHA I PAASSSSSSSSSSSEEDD.
Seriously, I knew I would. Since there was In logic No way I would fail. I’ve practiced SO MUCH I can Puke.
Now I can Finally drive around without worrying about Cops stopping me, or feel guilty when I jack the car. PLUS I can finally wear those cool shades in the car while driving >D ehhehehehe. Life is good now. And I can run over Ngars now. HO SHI.
On another point I would say something that happened to me and Sarah the other night while we were out, but. The blog post is already so fcking long I wont be surprised if you fell asleep reading it half way. So here’s some pictures.
HAHA My Learning Lisence, Was expired once due to the long wait.
The Document that Will allow me to Drive legally and Run over Ngars.
My new passport Sized Photo taken for my P lisence. Look Damn chubby here. But Hair looks much better then the one taken for my L lisence.
AND FINALLY
My sexy sunglasses I can finally start wearing while Driving. MUAHEHHEEHHEHEHHEHE... :( Can't wait for my lisence to be processed. omg have to wait for another week. Nooooooo!
